Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Soft Launch: Introducing the Kanakistan Verlag-i-tron!


CFP: The Kanakistan Verlag-i-tron

KANAKISTAN, March 18, 2008:

ATTENTION ACADEMICS. A select and highly-trained group of Kanak information engineers have recently unveiled the Kanakistan Verlag-i-tron, a program which automatically generates academic research topics of interest to Kanakistan’s public policy initiatives. Under the auspices of the Kanakistan Bibliotheks Researchstipendium program (KBR), academics worldwide are invited to submit previously unpublished work on the following topics:

-- Racism and Migration in the New Europe: It’s the Same Old Europe

-- Imam Deported for “Germans are Stinky” Commentary: State Persecution of Islamic Olfactory Perception

-- Oral Narratives of Capitalism & Labor Migration: My Father was a Guestworker and all I got was this Stupid T-Shirt

-- Kim Kimi Sikiyor?: Islamic Masculinity in the New Europe

-- “Egal, Du stinkst von tr-ink-en”: Germany’s Inner-Empire Raps Back

-- Schwartzfahren: BVG as Melting Pot

Submit academic CV or resume, chosen research area, and funding requirements online to Cedric W. Burgher, SVP & CFO of KBR at: http://kbrcareers.webrecruiter.com/pls/kbr/maine.d?s=42AF738B14F92BA2E0440003BA74E87F

And check back to this site -- Kanakademiker plans to put the Verlag-i-Tron to good use, generating ideas on a regular basis. Check back HERE every week, every YEAR, to further your caREER. Grateful subscribers, send BEER.

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